The Apartment I’d Like, Anyone got a Lead?
By David Fisher | Filed in Uncategorized | No comments yet.I’m approaching two years in my 180sq ft palace of an apartment, I and have to admit that its getting rather old quickly. The building is over 100 years old, I have a single small window that doesn’t open well, but doesn’t stay closed well without a screw either. My closet is a bit small, and honestly 180 sq ft makes me feel like I’m living in Tokyo but without the good sushi. Oddly enough my friends that live in Tokyo and Japan in general have larger places.
So I’d like a new apartment. In case anyone reading has a similar place that they plan on vacating soon, or perhaps you’re a real estate agent and you have something similar… you should contact me. This is simple a wish list, and I don’t expect that I’ll find anything exactly like this by any means. Real Estate nationwide is ’supposed’ to be tanking, so who knows.
- Neighborhood: Back Bay, Beacon Hill, South End, South Boston, JP, Cambridge or Brookline. Anywhere else is either too far away, too overun by students, or to be honest a bit too ‘urban’ for me.
- Either 2 small bedrooms, or a 1 bed + Office. I need my bedroom and project room separate. The project room need not have windows.
- Good electrical wiring. A single 15 amp circuit won’t cut it, and I need 30-45ampres of current available (3 breakers) to not overload it. How I’m not tripping this 20amp circuit now is beyond me.
- Hardwood floors. No carpet. It gets dirty good easy.
- Kitchen: Full sized fridge (not one under the counter as I have now), dishwasher, and hopefully disposal. Eat in kitchen not needed. Gas stove required above all else.
- Parking is a plus, but not a requirement as I have no car currently. If gamerDNA gets bought up by News Corp for 700M then I’ll put a Tesla in the parking spot. (No, they aren’t looking at actually buying us… just a joke).
- 550+ sq ft total. 750+ would rock my world.
- I don’t mind ground level at all, as long as the windows are secure.
- Cat friendly a must. Jade is cute AND a good kitty. She keeps the mice at bay.
- The thicker the walls and floors, the better. I can tend to be a tad loud, but not excessively so. I should be able to watch The Dark Knight at a reasonable volume and not disturb the neighbors
- Few requirements for bathroom. Preference to not having the ubiquitous pink tiles that are so prevalent in Boston apartments from the 50′ s rennovations. Jade the Cat has requested a Claw Footed Tub however.
- Walls must have real framing, that I can hang guitars from the studs. None of this 150 year old horsehair plaster stuff that you can’t even hang a poster on.
- The more closets the better.
- Must be accessible to the T (subway, not just bus). That doesn’t mean a 25 minute walk to the subway either. Boston winters are too cold for that.
- Looking to move either Sept 1, or better yet Aug 1/15th. I don’t relish the Sept 1 insanity and I’ll do anything to avoid it. Earlier opportunities will be considered.
- Preference to NOT put down First/Last/Security/Fee. 4 months is insane, and my sister put down less on her mortgage recently. Absolutely no reason so many are needed for just an apartment.
- $1200 max. Not a penny over. I’m not made of money. Aren’t Real Estate prices supposed to be falling?
Overall, I’m just looking for a nice little place for me and my cat. I’d like to have space for a queen sized bed, as being 26 with a twin bed is lame. I want a room that I can set up my darkroom, music and guitars in and not junk up the rest of the apartment, plus a living room to have a few friends over, or maybe have a couch in! I mean, my current apartment has only my twin bed and my Aeron chair to sit on. Not very good for having friends over. Plus we run out of oxygen if there’s more than 3 people + cat and don’t have the window open.
I hate Hollywood for showing that every struggling artist who lives in a big city has a huge, open, modern industrial loft apartment… even though they haven’t written a song or sold a painting in years. I am ashamed to admit it, but I thought that I’d actually be able to find such in Boston when I moved here, but then found that they barely exist and when they do are $6000/month. No starving artist lives in that, let alone someone working for a startup!
So does anyone have a lead on an apartment for me? In return, you get first dibs on my 180 sq ft mansion in Back Bay.






