Crispy Gamer burns employees, CEO and Community

January 22nd, 2010 Comments

So Crispy Gamer bought gamerDNA in the fall. As I’m sure you noticed, the community management is now completely gone at gamerDNA. There haven’t been any updates to the site, blog, twitter account, etc. Crispy Gamer of course has kept running ads on the network- since that’s what they really care about. They basically did exactly what Curse, IGN and other networks do best- buy up good website, gut them for their ad revenue and leave it to become a ghost town.

And then yesterday, the Board chooses to fire the entire editorial staff of Crispy Gamer, and the CEO of CG resigns.

So now Crispy Gamer will have no editorial content, gamerDNA has no development or community management- and the Board has a nice ad network to fill their pockets.

Also, because of the way that stock options work, probably few people were vested for any meaningful amount, which means the investors and board are likely the only ones with shares that matter at all- and of course will be the sole ones to benefit from the ad revenues.

And as always, the board members keep their jobs, compensation, etc

Good job! Way to fuck over not one, but two communities, your CEO and awesome employees!

And of course CG has been completely silent about this on their site, Twitter feed, board, etc. Way to go for transparency! Layoffs don’t have to go down like this, you can always be open and honest like Zappos did when they had to do layoffs the other year.

I am a former gamerDNA employee- for whatever that matters. All of this is public information that’s been posted in various places around the internet.

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Tonight I am Without Words

January 19th, 2010 Comments

I currently find it difficult to write clearly. Scott Brown’s victory tonight in the special election is unprecedented and a shame to the entire state of Massachusetts.

In August, we mourned the loss of Teddy Kennedy who had led of for so long. Today, 56% of Massachusetts citizens pissed on his grave and everything he stood for. We will be the unraveling of any health reform and will have set the entire nation backward two steps where we should have moved forward five.

Brown already sickens me. I caught a few minutes of his speech this evening on NPR to catch his party-line rhetoric describing how the US Constitution only applies to US Citizens and that we should afford no rights to people we capture in battle. While I feel harsh penalties should be in store for those that are truly guilty of wishing to harm the citizens of the US- we should always base our justice system on solid evidence and not single sided arguments in a Salem Witch Trial manner.

As someone pointed out tonight, the conservative party always has the upper hand on most things for a simple reason- they are the party that is ‘against’ progress. To create progress, you sometimes end up with split ideas and have to figure things out. It is easy to be at the top of the hill defending the status quo.

Fellow citizens of Massachusetts- today you did not vote for ‘moderate’. You didn’t just give the finger to the State House, or to Washington. You didn’t vote for change. You took your foot and you shot it, then shot the other one to make sure the job was done right.

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ROI of Social Media

January 14th, 2010 Comments

David Meerman Scott had a little rant on the ROI of social media on a podcast the other day. He feels that business people asking for the ROI on social media are asking an invalid question. I tried to leave a comment on the blog, but for some reason it wouldn’t post.

David makes an argument that I’ve heard multiple times- that you can’t calculate the ROI on social media. He doesn’t outright say it is impossible, but he seems frustrated that executives don’t question the ROI of billboards or silly things like ‘putting on your trousers this morning’. He boils asking for ROI to be an excuse for fear. He properly assesses that most TV commercials and traditional advertisements aren’t well measured, but pushes against the ‘MBA calculation of what ROI is’.

What is ROI

ROI is ‘Return On Investment’. Generally investment is made in money, but can also be time or other resources. This is why when someone says, “social media is free” they are incorrect. It takes investment of time, resources and efforts that you could be putting into other things. The return itself, while generally defined in monetary terms, doesn’t always have to be money upfront. It can be another defined goal. At the end of the day however, everyone does want to know how much money they will get out of an investment.

Businesses aren’t afraid- Marketing Is

I don’t think businesses are the ones afraid of social media. If it shows a positive return consistently, then they are more than willing to put money into it. However, not every business experiences the same results that Dell did when they launched their Twitter account.

Marketers however are terrified that the ROI would calculate to not be positive. Often, they don’t have the conclusive results to show it as positive results. Marketers only want to speak about positive results. David himself does this with his case studies on his website. They never mention the millions of Facebook Groups that never go anywhere, the thousands of blogs with decent content that go unread, the Twitter contests that only have a dozen bots RT the campaign, or the ‘authentic people’ that go overlooked because someone else who is inauthentic but pulls tricks to get publicity get big.

The assessment that social media only returned a 5% ROI, or worse yet, generally lost money, would crush many of these experts extolling the values of social media and charging high consulting and speaking fees.

Quite simply put, the Emperor may be wearing no clothes, but everyone is too afraid to look- so they assume he is clothed.

Advertisers Don’t Like Measuring Either!

Advertisers (and marketing by proxy) has always enjoyed being able to say, “But what about the mind share? You can’t measure that!” and dodge questions about direct impact. Television and print have built a multi-billions dollar industries from this. Since there is such a severe disconnect between what appears on your TV screen and a direct attribution to sales- they are able to continue extracting dollars from companies regardless of actual effect on sales or the company’s bottom line!

Online advertising changed a great deal of this, and advertising rates have plummeted. Once people started doing hard measurement and realized the supply of ad space available rates fell through the floor. Maybe a banner on the front page of a site isn’t worth $20CPM afterall…

Why can’t they measure?

If measuring definitively would be of assistance however, why can’t they measure? Because they don’t know how and lack the tools.

Social Media consultants are generally non-technical people. Yes, know more about computers than the average bear, but if you confront one of them with the concept of a pointer they will likely find someone else to speak with quickly. They probably struggled in their statistics classes, but rocked at English and public speaking. Most of them went to school for business and marketing and really lack the crossover skills to excel in technology. They are very good at using pre-made tools like Wordpress, Excel and Google, but they cannot make their own.

These are somewhat broad generalizations, but overall true. These aren’t stupid people- just marketers. When I was at the first 140Conf in NYC I was working on some Twitter API hacking and someone beside me glanced over with amazement and said, “Wow, are you programming?” as if they had just seen a unicorn enter the room. Compare a Podcamp to a Barcamp and you’ll notice a severe lack of code on the social media side of things.

The tools haven’t really matured for measuring social media well. Some companies like the Web Ecology Project and Rapleaf have done solid work the field, but there are still many unanswered questions that require you to break out the coding skills to make happen.

Measurement is possible!

There is a difference between saying that measurement isn’t possible, and measurement is difficult are two very different things. The Heisenburg Uncertainty Principle says that it is not possible to know both the momentum and position of a subatomic particle, and the more you know about one, the less you will know about the other. This isn’t the case in marketing. Just because it is ‘hard’ doesn’t make it impossible. And it is an entirely other issue if the measurement simply doesn’t turn out the way you like!

How to Measure

To measure you need to clearly define the goals that the company has for the campaign. Once you have those and you enact the campaign there may be positive side effects that were unexpected, which is great and counts toward return, but it doesn’t mean that the goal was completed either. Timeframes should also be understood. Since there is a long term effect often of things online, some things don’t contribute toward instant value, but to long term value.

Sometimes you’ll find that you need a piece of data that isn’t easily accessible. Not everything in the world is pre-made through a web-app or can be done through Google instantly. Some things require massive amounts of data. That’s where a team of competent programmers come in. Of course, this can increase your costs, which can factor against you, but can also reveal other very interesting and helpful data.

What about negative ROI?

You may find that the campaign fails to meet defined metrics. You tweeted a ton, and ran a contest, but it didn’t take off. You should still honestly measure it and what happened. Don’t instantly blame the product, but show data that traffic was being delivered to it. Perhaps some things there could be changed. What customer feedback can you take to them for revision?

This doesn’t mean that they shouldn’t run a campaign again, but that maybe some things need tweaked. Redefine goals, do the things that worked well again and keep trying.

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The Anti-China Capitalist Challenge

January 14th, 2010 Comments

The Chinese government does some shitty things. They mess up the Copenhagen Climate Conference, try to hack Google’s servers and overall just don’t play well with the rest of their world.

The American government will not do anything to rock the boat for dozens of political and economic reasons. US companies (with the exception of some like Google) will not do anything because it might damage profits.

Yet maybe, just maybe you can do something to send them a message. Pledge a period of time that you won’t buy anything from China. It can be a day, a week, a month or a year. Make all best attempts to not acquire anything made in China.

Doing it for more than a day may be very difficult, but it is possible. Keep in mind:

  • Clothing
  • Packaging (plastic grocery bags too)
  • Toys
  • Electronics (most electronics are made in China)
  • Furniture
  • Automotive components

You’ll probably find that some items are exceedingly difficult to find ones not made in China. When that happens you have a decision. Either you break your attempt to stay ‘Made in China free’ (fail), or ask the company why they partner with China for business.

Overall, don’t just try to buy in somewhere that isn’t China, but try to buy local when possible. You’ll pay more likely, but you support your local economy and lower your carbon footprint.

If the US government and companies won’t stand up to China? Who will? Maybe that someone can be you.

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Apple Attempts to Make $1000 Laptop; Aimed at Poor Hipsters in Williamsburg, NY

December 22nd, 2009 Comments

CUPERTINO- Apple computer announced that it was attempting to make a new affordable laptop to help meet the needs of growing populations of hipsters in areas like Williamsburg, NY and San Francisco. The laptop is set to cost only $1,000USD- a price that many believe simply can’t happen.

“Apple cannot release a laptop for $1,000. This has been tried before. Either this will never see the light of day or the price will actually be twice that.” said Mick Flegropanti, an expert on inexpensive laptops from Cambridge, MA.

Others were shocked at the announcement, citing that Apple wasn’t properly assessing the needs of the poor, undereducated and malnourished hipsters in these harsh urban environments. “What hipsters really need is a constant supply of clean PBR and dropoffs of food supplies from a local, organic CSA. If they really need technology improvements from Apple it would be an iPhone that wouldn’t need to be replaced after falling in the toilet while vomiting cheap whiskey and sushi.”  In the announcement however it was noted that the laptop would even survive if partially submersed in PBR and Bloody Mary’s, leading many to speculate that this technology might carry down later into the iPhone.

Earlier designs of the laptop included ones with a hand-crank to power it, but it was soon realized this would require physical exertion on the part of the woefully frail hipsters who are often weak from spending hours in the salvation army looking for trendy and ironic clothing.

Of course many hipsters don’t make money due to the economic fallout in their neighborhoods. They subsist on subsidies provided in the form of trust funds from richer family members like their parents, or maybe even grandparents. Keeping this in mind, Apple is making available a “Buy one, give one” program making it easy for parents to send the laptops to their children.

“No one expects hipsters to make their own living. It simply isn’t practical. The wages at their local coffee shop simply cannot meet the high rents of the area and also pay for their basic transportation needs like fixie bicycles and organic foods. Plus the debt they’ve accumulated through the five years getting those degrees in poetry and philosophy is just crushing to their local economy. With these laptops, it will be much easier for them to get a basic education- like a Master’s degree or PhD that they need to get by in today’s world.”

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