So never going to Texas

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/08/30/spider.web.ap/index.html

Basically the gist of the story is that a bunch of the minions of evil (spiders) in Texas got together and built a 200 meter long spider web. Nasty. I hate spiders. I know that bug/spider lovers think this is amazing, and I normally respect animal life and all, but someone should go in there with a flame thrower or Molotov cocktail and kill the little buggers. Yes, I hate spiders that much. Yes, they eat bugs. But so do praying mantises and bats. I can deal with bats. I can’t deal with spiders. They should all die.

I think i’m going to stay in Boston, where I rarely see a spider larger than a dime and certainly no 200 meter long spider webs. I have been trying to train Jade to kill spiders. So far she only recognizes that they are something that I don’t like, and at best tries to play with them.

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